Mala-prop-ism(s)

Salacido
            Said the
                        Sign

Signifying soaring
            Sights
                        Sought the
                                    Signal

Stupefying standards;
            Sleights of
                        Sand…

5-step-plan

Binnicles
            Barnacles
                        Remoras
                                    Rainbows
                                                Fedoras

Rodney, Red Leader —or—Danger That, Mouse-Man

     Mussolini asks a
fascist Q
           and    Engels
   retorts w/   a
               communist
                       manifresco
But Marx said he
       contributed 2
             the text
And Ashton said
      hades always
                asks who’s
                next
    Then an M joined
a T and somehow V
   got enter-twined w/
           an idiocracy

Don't Throw The L Word

  Don't throw the
       L word
     around town
if you aren't
    down 4
   repercussive
      uppercuts
hit
    in
    regressive
        grand
      stands
    of
retrobutive
    hand-
      grenades——
    RPG's
turn into
    RBG's
      and land
in quick-
      sands of
  retro-
    active
        time-regimes

PhD (post-humerous-degree)

Was that

       given to

               Ali

                   Larter

or        Dr.    Gee

     Whizzinator?