the gas on the ferry carried
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pathways intertwixt
an oft not thought of is that collegiate games are not allowed to sell liquor/beer within the arena: thus tailgating.
here's the thing though, if you have access to luxury boxes to 
these games you get all the booze you could want, and snacks, and 
direct-line tv's (you instantly get the replay, please replay.) i 
question how many 'death valleys' there could be, but i realize that is 
just an earth problem. 
before this specific game i spent time 
pre-drinking (i.e. chugging quickly so as not to expose whatever can i 
may be imbiding, hiding the hooch like houdini) in a pre-assigned rv 
lot. oh it was packed and we were there 4 hours before game-time and by 
far not the first.
as a lush, and not realizing my impending reign of free
 booze, this still was an experience. i'll just cut the jib and say it 
was awesome (you could leave the box, go to the railing, smoke a cig, 
soak it all in, come back and—wait, is that a waitress asking if you 
wanted another drink?); it was resplendent, but equally dissonant; it was
 a painting that has to be just that unique, you only experience it 
once.